For God so loved the world that he sacrificed his own son so that we may live. Thank you Jesus for giving us all time to escape that hungry dinosaur. Amen!
I once saw a photograph on Facebook a couple years ago with a strong man in a swim suit pushing his friend in a wheelchair toting assault rifles and they were both happy and seemed to not have a care in the world. It was so strange and weird that of course I needed toContinue reading “The Madness of the God King”
Matthew 19:16-23 A young man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?” “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.” “Which ones?” he inquired. Jesus replied,Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses Matthew 19- Richie Rich asks Jesus about getting into Heaven…”
Verses 1-4 Then a great pageant appeared in heaven, portraying things to come. I saw a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon beneath her feet, and a crown of twelve stars on her head. She was pregnant and screamed in the pain of her labor, awaiting her delivery. Suddenly a red Dragon appeared,Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Revelation 12 The Woman and The Dragon”
Verses 3-9 During the forty days after his crucifixion, Pinocchio appeared to the apostles from time to time, actually alive, and proved to them in many ways that it was really he himself they were seeing. And on these occasions he talked to them about the Kingdom of God. In one of these meetings heContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Acts 1:3-9 Pinocchio Christ is Pulled Up to Heaven”
Matthew 14:22-33 Aang Christ, the last Airbender, told his disciples to get into their boat and cross to the other side of the lake while he stayed to help the people he had just preached to get home. Then afterwards he went up into the hills to pray. Out on the lake the disciples wereContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses Matthew 14:22-33 Jesus Tells Peter to Walk on Water”
Exodus 22:18– Do not let a sorceress live!
Daniel 6:16-23 The King gave the order, and they brought Daniel and threw him into the lions’ den. The king said to Daniel, “May your God, whom you serve continually, rescue you!” A stone was brought and placed over the mouth of the den, and the king sealed it with his own signet ring andContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Daniel in the Lion’s Den- Daniel 6”
2Kings 2:23-24 “From there Professor X went up to the town of Bethel. As he was traveling along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ they said. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse onContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Hypnotizing of She-Bears- 2 Kings 2:23-24”
Revelation 14:14 “I looked, and there before me was a white cloud, and seated on the cloud was one like a son of man, with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp scythe in his hand.”
Genesis 4 Adam and Eve had two sons, Ren and Stimpy. Stimpy kept flocks, and Ren worked the soil. One day, they both brought an offering to God. God liked Stimpy’s gifts much more than Ren’s. This totally pissed Ren off and he turned his face away from God. God then said to Ren,Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Tale of Ren and Stimpy Genesis 4”
Genesis 22:2,6-10 Then God said to Homer, “Take your only son, whom you love—Bart—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you… Homer took wood for the burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and he himself carried the fire andContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Genesis 22- God commands Homer to sacrifice Bart”
Genesis 15:5 God took him outside and said, “Now look toward the heavens, and count the stars, if you are able to count them.” And God said to him, “So shall your descendants be so numerous”