Matthew 14:22-33 Aang Christ, the last Airbender, told his disciples to get into their boat and cross to the other side of the lake while he stayed to help the people he had just preached to get home.
Then afterwards he went up into the hills to pray. Out on the lake the disciples were in trouble. For the wind had risen and they were fighting heavy seas.
In the morning Aang came to them, walking on the water! They screamed in terror, for they thought he was a ghost.
But Aang immediately spoke to them, reassuring them. “Don’t be afraid!” he said.
Then Sokka called to him: “Sir, if it is really you, tell me to come over to you, walking on the water.”
“All right,” the Lord said, “come along!”
So Sokka went over the side of the boat and walked on the water toward Aang Christ. But when he looked around at the high waves, he was terrified and began to sink. “Save me, Lord!” he shouted.
Instantly Aang reached out his hand and rescued him. “O man of little faith,” He said. “Why did you doubt me?” And when they had climbed back into the boat, the wind stopped.
The others sat there, awestruck. “You really are the Son of God!” they exclaimed.
Adam and Eve had two sons, Ren and Stimpy.
Stimpy kept flocks, and Ren worked the soil. One day, they both brought an offering to God. God liked Stimpy’s gifts much more than Ren’s. This totally pissed Ren off and he turned his face away from God.
God then said to Ren, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you do what is right I will like you. But if you don’t then sin is crouching at your door; it desires you, but you must rule over it.”
A few days later Ren took Stimpy out into the field and crushed his skull. God then screamed out to Ren, “Where is your brother Stimpy?”
“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth.”
Ren said to the Lord, “My punishment is more than I can bear. Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I am now a criminal and anyone who sees me will try to kill me.”
But the Lord said to him, “Not so, anyone who kills Ren will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then the Lord put a mark on Ren so that no one who found him would kill him. So Ren went out from the Lord’s presence and lived in the land of Nod, east of Eden.