Matthew 26:49 Immediately Judas went to Jesus and said, “Hey!” and kissed Him.
Mark 15:35-37 (Jesus utters inaudibly while hanging on the cross) When some of the bystanders heard it, they began saying, “Behold, He is calling for Elijah.” Someone ran and filled a sponge with sour wine, put it on a staff, and gave Him a drink, saying, “Let us see whether Elijah will come to takeContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Mark 15:35-37 The Death of Jesus”
You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love oneContinue reading “The Bonding Of The Sun God And The Earth Goddess”
Exodus 22:18– Do not let a sorceress live!
John 12:14-16 (On his way into Jerusalem towards a large crowd) Shrek found a young donkey and sat on it, to fulfill what was written: “Do not be afraid, Daughter Zion; see, your king is coming, seated on a donkey’s colt.“ At first his disciples did not understand all this. Only after Shrek was glorifiedContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses John 12:14-16- Shrek Christ Rides into Jerusalem”
1 Samuel 17:3-51 The Philistines and Israelis faced each other on opposite hills, with the valley between them. Then Godzilla, a Philistine champion from Gath, came out of the Philistine ranks to face the forces of Israel. He was a giant; he stood and shouted across to the Israelis, “Do you need a whole armyContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- 1 Samuel 17- The story of David and Godzilla”
Genesis 3:1-6 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, butContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Temptation of Eve- Genesis 3”
Leviticus 14:14 The priest is to take some of the blood of the guilt offering and put it on the lobe of the right ear of the one to be cleansed as well as on the thumb of their right hand…”
Daniel 6:16-23 The King gave the order, and they brought Daniel and threw him into the lions’ den. The king said to Daniel, “May your God, whom you serve continually, rescue you!” A stone was brought and placed over the mouth of the den, and the king sealed it with his own signet ring andContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Daniel in the Lion’s Den- Daniel 6”
2Kings 2:23-24 “From there Professor X went up to the town of Bethel. As he was traveling along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ they said. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse onContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Hypnotizing of She-Bears- 2 Kings 2:23-24”
Revelation 14:14 “I looked, and there before me was a white cloud, and seated on the cloud was one like a son of man, with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp scythe in his hand.”
Genesis 4 Adam and Eve had two sons, Ren and Stimpy. Stimpy kept flocks, and Ren worked the soil. One day, they both brought an offering to God. God liked Stimpy’s gifts much more than Ren’s. This totally pissed Ren off and he turned his face away from God. God then said to Ren,Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Tale of Ren and Stimpy Genesis 4”
Genesis 22:2,6-10 Then God said to Homer, “Take your only son, whom you love—Bart—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you… Homer took wood for the burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and he himself carried the fire andContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Genesis 22- God commands Homer to sacrifice Bart”
Genesis 15:5 God took him outside and said, “Now look toward the heavens, and count the stars, if you are able to count them.” And God said to him, “So shall your descendants be so numerous”
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