For God so loved the world that he sacrificed his own son so that we may live. Thank you Jesus for giving us all time to escape that hungry dinosaur. Amen!
I once saw a photograph on Facebook a couple years ago with a strong man in a swim suit pushing his friend in a wheelchair toting assault rifles and they were both happy and seemed to not have a care in the world. It was so strange and weird that of course I needed toContinue reading “The Madness of the God King”
Matthew 19:16-23 A young man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?” “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.” “Which ones?” he inquired. Jesus replied,Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses Matthew 19- Richie Rich asks Jesus about getting into Heaven…”
Verses 3-9 During the forty days after his crucifixion, Pinocchio appeared to the apostles from time to time, actually alive, and proved to them in many ways that it was really he himself they were seeing. And on these occasions he talked to them about the Kingdom of God. In one of these meetings heContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Acts 1:3-9 Pinocchio Christ is Pulled Up to Heaven”
Matthew 14:22-33 Aang Christ, the last Airbender, told his disciples to get into their boat and cross to the other side of the lake while he stayed to help the people he had just preached to get home. Then afterwards he went up into the hills to pray. Out on the lake the disciples wereContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses Matthew 14:22-33 Jesus Tells Peter to Walk on Water”
While in the city of Sodom two angels came to Bert.“Flee for your lives,” the angels told him. “And don’t look back. Escape to the mountains. Don’t stay down here on the plain or you will die.” So Bert grabbed Ernie and they ran. The sun was rising as Bert and Ernie reached the roads.Continue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Genesis 19:17-26 Bert and Ernie Flee Sodom”
Mark 15:35-37 (Jesus utters inaudibly while hanging on the cross) When some of the bystanders heard it, they began saying, “Behold, He is calling for Elijah.” Someone ran and filled a sponge with sour wine, put it on a staff, and gave Him a drink, saying, “Let us see whether Elijah will come to takeContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- Mark 15:35-37 The Death of Jesus”
Exodus 22:18– Do not let a sorceress live!
Genesis 3:1-6 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, butContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Temptation of Eve- Genesis 3”
2Kings 2:23-24 “From there Professor X went up to the town of Bethel. As he was traveling along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ they said. ‘Get out of here, baldy!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse onContinue reading “Drawing Bible Verses- The Hypnotizing of She-Bears- 2 Kings 2:23-24”