It reads “John 6:54- Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.” THEN- in very small print underneath it says, “By eating this you hereby forfeit all claims to your own soul, body, and mind; and shall forever more become the soul spiritual property of The Christ, or an affiliate under his servitude- with all the privileges and restrictions set forth within that heavenly body. You may revoke this contract at anytime by going to Hell.”
The Art of Ben Riddlebarger 